Sunday, August 18, 2013

Tummy bath

Clients who are signed up for a tummy bath should lie in this position. Breathe deeply and focus on relaxing, difficult though it may be.

Bringing a friend is permitted, so long as s/he is quiet and will not disturb your profound relaxation.

The tummy bather, who is very experienced and also well-versed in Thai* massage, will be with you shortly.

You'll find the tummy bath to be just the thing to ease all the stresses of your daily existence!

Of course, sometimes a bit of awkward maneuvering may be necessary to get those hard-to-reach areas...  The bather may find it necessary to shift his client's body position, sometimes assertively.

And if your bather should become tired from his exertions and decide to use your now-clean tummy as a pillow, well, just hold onto your friend's tail. We're not sure why, but this seems to provide some psychological comfort while you wait for the bather to wake up.

*While we consider our Thai-massage employee to be absolutely professional, please note that he may insist on referring to his profession by its former name, Siam massage.

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Viviane said...

OMG Jala!!! Those pictures, and your description of the Tummy Bath services provided, are absolutely hilarious!
You definitely own the weirdest (and funniest) animolecules around.
I needed a good laugh - thank you for being so obliging :-)
Hope you are doing well, and looking forward to more weirdness from your furry friends (although it's going to be a tall task to beat this one!!!)

Jala Pfaff said...

My pleasure, Viviane. I'm glad you found it as funny as I did.